You may have recently heard some news about a book being released in which I am a contributing writer. I would like to dispel all rumors at this time. (Well, not all rumors. Because then the world would be boring. But the rumors about this book? Yes, I would like to dispel those right now.)
It’s TRUE! Our book is complete and ready to launch!
This miraculous publication could not come at a better time! Our world NEEDS THIS BOOK! It will inspire the human soul, delight the intellect, and fight tooth decay! It will heal hearts, mend relationships, and probably finally get Two and a Half Men off the air! This book will save the country and maybe even the world, I tell you!
But only if you buy a copy!
So, here is the deal-io, my friends. Allll of you who have told me in the past that I should write a book because you would tooootally buy it – and you know who you are – (Mom) – that time has arrived!
In all sincerity, it really is a wonderful collection of stories, from some gifted authors/story tellers. These essays are humorous, spiritual, personal, and well told. It would make a fantastic gift for any of the major holidays coming up, including the Academy Awards.
Tell Me Who I Am will be available soon through more traditional means (Amazon) but we are offering it now for a discount of 30% off the regular price if your order before March 10. That’s right, order this instant classic by March 10th and get this $15 treasure for only $10.50!
And if you come find me I will autograph the book AND give you a dollar for boosting my self-esteem! So then we both win! You get the book for $9.50 and my self-worth is validated.
Happy reading! And thank you, everyone, for your love and support. I am really excited to be a part of this amazing project!