Last year, at a party for my
40th birthday, my wife, Katie, was about 8.5 months pregnant with our seventh
child, Lucy. I always thought Katie made the most hilarious observations about
being pregnant, and I suggested she do a 'stand up' routine about it. She had
never done any stand up, but wrote this original material and performed it for
my birthday.
For a while she asked me not to post it. But I think the statute of limitations on that have expired, and a friend of ours specifically asked me to post it. I hope you all enjoy it!