You may have recently heard some news about a book being released in which I am a contributing writer. I would like to dispel all rumors at this time. (Well, not all rumors. Because then the world would be boring. But the rumors about this book? Yes, I would like to dispel those right now.)
It’s TRUE! Our book is complete and ready to launch!
This miraculous publication could not come at a better time!
Our world NEEDS THIS BOOK! It will inspire the human soul, delight the
intellect, and fight tooth decay! It will heal hearts, mend relationships, and
probably finally get Two and a Half Men
off the air! This book will save the country and maybe even the world, I tell
you!
But only if you buy a copy!
So, here is the deal-io, my friends. Allll of you who have
told me in the past that I should write a book because you would tooootally buy
it – and you know who you are – (Mom) – that time has arrived!
In all sincerity, it really is a wonderful collection of
stories, from some gifted authors/story tellers. These essays are humorous, spiritual,
personal, and well told. It would make a fantastic gift for any of the major
holidays coming up, including the Academy Awards.
Tell Me Who I Am will be available soon through
more traditional means (Amazon) but we are offering it now for a discount of
30% off the regular price if your order before March 10. That’s
right, order this instant classic by March 10th and get this $15 treasure
for only $10.50!
And if you come find me I will autograph the book AND give
you a dollar for boosting my self-esteem! So then we both win! You get the book
for $9.50 and my self-worth is validated.
Happy reading! And thank you, everyone, for your love and
support. I am really excited to be a part of this amazing project!
7 comments:
Fights tooth decay? I'm TOTALLY in!
Lisa, you have my word. Buy this book and say goodbye to cavities! Plus I think you'll really enjoy it. I think you know, like, half the authors!
Ha ha ha I didn't realize our words could fight tooth decay AND get Two and Half Men off the air. SOLD!
Your fans are going to FLIP over the great stuff you've written in this book. F.L.I.P.
I am loving your enthusiasm!
Wait a minute. DeNae only gave me 20% off. And here I felt all special and stuff. Whatever.
That is SO DeNae, Emily. I don't know what else to tell you, except...one bitten, twice shy.
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